if the owner of a hostel has provided this description of his abode:
“Congratulations!!! Reading this lines U’ve just found Ur Mental Home away from Home! Roberto (the 1st backpacker of da house)and his metrosexuals perfect english speaking managers coming right from the other side of the planet just for U are waiting for you!!!
What for? To destroy Ur liver getting party with ours lethal BBQs…”
DO. NOT. STAY. HERE.